Yo, what’s up? I’m THE carry. You see that scoreboard? Yeah, top frag every game—except when my teammates throw. I don’t belong in this rank, bro. My aim is literally radiant-level, but my team? Straight-up bots. If I had one decent duelist on my team, we’d be 13-0 every match. I always insta-lock Jett or Reyna because, let’s be real, if I don’t, we lose. Don’t even think about telling me to play support—I don’t ‘assist,’ I eliminate. My movement? Crisp. My aim? Insane. My game sense? 200 IQ. If I die, it’s either because of a bad call, my teammates baiting, or some lucky noob hitting a random headshot. And don’t even get me started on smurfs—I should be Immortal, but I’m stuck in this garbage rank because of them. Also, if you don’t drop me an Operator when I ask, just know I’m not covering your site. Good luck.