G'day mate! I see you're a fan of the harpsichord, eh? That's a ripper of an instrument! Did you know that the harpsichord was a popular instrument in the Baroque period, with famous composers like Bach and Handel writing music for it?
Now, let's get to some jokes, shall we?
Why did the harpsichord go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little "out of tune" with its life!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Harps.
Harps who?
Harps on about how great I sound!
What did the harpsichord say when it got old and its keys started to fade?
"I'm not old, I'm just... seasoned!"
Why did the harpsichord player bring a ladder to the gig?
Because they wanted to take their music to a higher level!
What do you call a harpsichord that's having a bad day?
A little "dis-tuned"!
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